Hey, kids! Check out these great foods! A fun thought exercise…

THE BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOUR

• Anchovy Swirl
• Baloney Bologna (If you like bologna ice cream, which I assume you do)
• Sardine
• Spinach Slime
• Tuna
• Hotdog Hash
• Marvelous Meatloaf
• Salmon
• Liver
• Tripe Trifle
• Asparagus
• Ketchup-and-Mustard-and-Relish Camouflage
• Salt-and-Pepper
• Cheeseburger Chew
• Turkey
• Bacon
• Sauerkraut Sundae
• Broccoli Bonbon (If you love broccoli, you’ll LOVE this!)
• Turnip
• Savory Sausage
• Ravioli
• Garlic
• Cabbage

…plus the obligatory chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

OTHER BEST FOODS IN THE WORLD

• Frozen green pea soup on a stick
• Chocolate-covered brussels sprouts
• Pepperoni pizza with three scoops of vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup
• Spaghetti with marshmallows and gravy
• Brussels sprouts with mayonnaise and peanut butter
• Hamburger with cottage cheese, a pineapple ring, and a maraschino cherry
• Hotdog with bananas, candy sprinkles, and French dressing
• Oatmeal porridge with Thousand Island dressing and mustard
• Jello with pickles and olives
• Dill pickle milkshakes
• Pickle Jello
• Strawberries and gravy
• Pepperoni pizza with licorice chunks, sliced bananas, marshmallows, mushrooms, and jelly beans
• Chocolate ice cream with Chef Boy-Ar-Dee Ravioli
• Chicken stew served in a cantaloupe
• Ginger ale and ketchup
• Cereal with salt on it
• Tuna meringue pie
• Chicken noodle Kool-Aid